Shit Advertisers Say

Advertisers say all kinds of shit. I think I’ll mock them for it. Why? Because we don’t have a suicide encouragement hotline for advertisers and marketers yet.

Since most advertisers are too chickenshit to allow comments where they display their ads, I’ll comment here on my platform. There’s fuck-all they can do to stop me.

If you see a shitty ad that you want mocked, send the URL to contact at

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I’ve got Atom feeds for this shit, too.. Pick yer poison.

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