I’m baaaaaaaaaaaaaack…

That’s right. Just when you thought it was safe to get back on the Internet…

Of course, it was never actually safe. My dropping offline at the end of July to nurse a bit of depression after I finally realized that my mother is abusive and my father is her enabler didn’t actually make the Internet a better place.

But my return will sure as shit make it worse. I guarantee it.

Who am I? That’s not your concern. All you need to know is that I’m from the smol internet and I’m here to upset you.

I’m biased as fuck, and I believe that every person should be free to do as they please with their lives and their bodies as long as they don’t hurt anybody else. I believe that the only valid identity politics is class politics. I believe that wage labor is also slavery. I believe that the right to offend is a fundamental human right, that “all cops are bastards” is also hate speech, and that hate speech should be considered preferable to violence.

That’s right. I think that “all cops are bastards” isn’t much different from “no means yes; yes means anal” or “Your god rapes pigs and your prophet likes little girls”. It’s all hate speech, and it’s all protected free speech under the First Amendment.

However, I am not utterly devoid of courtesy. My mother might be abusive, and my father might be her enabler, but they didn’t raise complete barbarians. All of my hate speech is opt-in. I don’t share my posts on social media.

Nothing I write is safe for work, or appropriate for children. Depending on my sensibilities, you might find what I write offensive. This is the only warning you’re going to get. If you’re offended, that’s your problem. Don’t make it mine, or my hosts’. If you don’t like what I write, read something else. I won’t mind.